notsodarling-:

bb!Bane likes to do a bit of reading before bed after a long day of toppling governments.

bb!Bane only reads REAL books

notsodarling-:

bb!Bane is excited to try some fancy chocolate.

bb!Bane enjoys frequenting small business 

Wal-Mart is too evil even for bb!Bane

notsodarling-:

bb!Bane is having fancy scrambled eggs for breakfast.

Those tomatoes though, they’re not happening. bb!Bane does not eat tomatoes.

bb!Bane only eats organic tomatoes that were sung to during the growing process

bb!Bane reads romance novels ironically

He’s a big fan of Zoe Archer 

bb!Bane reclines on a pair of animal print oxfords, his furniture of choice

bb!Bane appreciates the many uses for a circle scarf

notsodarling-:

sunny1:

babybanedoinghipsterthings:

bb!Bane has returned He spent some of his vacation terrorizing London during the Olympics and has returned with new MPDG minions.

they almost look like they are holding hands!

bb!Bane made friends!

“I do not make friends. I merely acquire minions.” - bb!Bane

bb!Bane has returned He spent some of his vacation terrorizing London during the Olympics and has returned with new MPDG minions.

notsodarling-:

bb!Bane likes pretty sea shells and beach glass. He might even make a cool necklace out of them.

bb!Bane plans on selling his necklace on etsy and mis-tagging it as “steampunk”

She has finals quickly approaching, but will, hopefully, be updating soon

That is all.

[bb!Bane does not apologize to anyone]